Personal Profile

Always tired, extremely gay
Occasional thoughtful shitposter
Dormant but persistent interest in making music
Both fascinated and intimidated by computer graphics
Appreciator of older thinkpads, Linux nerd, vim user, don't @ (look at my pretty desktop setup though!)
Likes to think she's pretty good at CSS and web design but still uses border-radius and box-shadow everywhere

Professional Profile

Kubernetes Admin, author and maintainer of many internal Helm charts
Builder of CI pipelines, ranging from beautifully elegant to deeply cursed, depending on the application needs
Appropriately(?) obsessed with reducing toil and repetitve work, have improved the efficiency and usability of nearly everything DevOps-related system or process that she's touched.
Thinks a lot about security (can't actually turn this part of her brain off). Thinks like an attacker but knows attackers are smarter and implements defense-in-depth as deep as practical.
Established proficiency in Python, growing proficiency in Go. Perverse love of shell pipelines and jq.
Plenty of experience with Prometheus, likes to make really pretty (and operationally useful) Grafana dashboards.
Unfortunately, plenty of experience with Jenkins and its Groovy DSL

Projects

streamrecord

Simple Go program for capturing and storing HTTP(S) mp3 streams. Designed to recover from failure as gracefully as possible, and cleanly split captured streams into customizable timestamped files.

srcdir

Opinionatedly manage your ~/src directory by querying your accounts with popular git services.

jsonsh

A simple "shell" that takes a series of JSON arrays as inputs. Use this to gain some semblance of safety in contexts where you can serialize JSON but can't directly exec without using a shell.

docker-minecraft

My approach to running a somewhat robust vanilla minecraft server for my friends. Includes a script for periodic, pruned world snapshots.